Joke of the Day

A guy has been admiring his neighbour's wife. The neighbour's wife always give him this seductive smile whenever they greet each other. The guy didn't know how to approach the lady to tell her of his desires cos she's married. So One day the lady herself approached the guy alone in his apartment. ...

GUY: hi.
LADY: Hi
GUY: Is everything alright?
LADY: Yes. Just need little help from u (Smiling seductively.
GUY: wow! Anything 4 the angel.
LADY: I...I...I...jus t dont know how to say dis. I'll be so
ashamed of myself if I ask and you say no.
GUY: oh my lady. U dont have to. I am ready to do anything 4 u.
LADY: U know, it's been over 3 weeks since my husband travelled... :
GUY: Yes! Yes! Yes!
LADY: And even when he's around, he has some... (pause for a while) he has some disabilities...
GUY: Oh poor you... You must have been going through hell!
LADY: I know u'll be stronger than him...
GUY: Sure.
LADY: Can u help me?
GUY: Wow! Now? Sure, I'm ready if you are ready.
LADY: oh thanks goodness! that's why I came to u. Can u help me carry our deep freezer from our kitchen to the next street for repairs?